Will the awesomeness never cease? Read my concert review from September 5th, 2005. |
And I thought THAT was awesome?!?! Check out my concert review from October 19th, 2004. |
CLICK HERE FOR THE TOTALLY SPASTIC COMIC |
Are you currently writing a death threat to us for deleting your favorite section of this page? WELL RELAX, DOOFUS, ALL WE DID WAS MOVE IT TO HERE: |
Check out my concert review from April 8th, 2004. |
Why is it called The Specialty Page you ask? Actually, I don't even really know. It just sounds more important and official than...say...The I Get Bored Page or even...The I Need to be Medicated Page. Also, it's shorter; which is good for you short attention span freakos (a.k.a. me). So as you take a gander at my complete lack of life, please remember all gags and zingers are created with love for my favorite band. Rock on and enjoy! |
Check out my concert review from April 8th, 2004. |
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Ahhh, brothers. |
Our theory on why the new "Dare You to Move" video had to be created: |
Due to the success of Switchfoot's first major video, "Meant to Live", our friends at Sony analyzed the first version of the DYTM video and slyly deduced that something was amiss. After a review of the video, alas! Tim's neck did not make a cameo! How would this effect the sales of the new single? Less money? AHHHH THIS COULD NOT BE SO! So the people of Sony made a few phone calls and played telephone tag until they finally found Tim's neck's agent. Apparently, due to it's recent success, it had been planning a solo career, but it haulted everything in order to serve the tiny band of Switchfoot, that got it to where it was today. And there you have it people. Tim's neck saved the day. |
Are you currently writing a death threat to us for deleting your favorite section of this page? WELL RELAX, DOOFUS, ALL WE DID WAS MOVE IT TO HERE: |
CLICK HERE FOR THE TOTALLY SPASTIC COMIC |
You won't like Drew when he's angry... |
And I thought THAT was awesome?!?! Check out my concert review from October 19th, 2004. |
Jon's insolence has awakened the karate kid within Chad... |
"No, you look stupid." |
What Tim looks like on the inside when girls ask to take pictures with him. |
Todd thought it would be funny to stick magnets in his face... |
HE WAS WRONG. |
Drew: "Chadwick Matthew Butler...will you marry me? Chad: "Hahahahaha....wha?" |
Will the awesomeness never cease? Read my concert review from September 5th, 2005. |
Jerome's joke was funny? Something is amiss here... |
Okay, I feel better. |
Jon vandalizes it like it is. |